Friday, July 10, 2009

New Nation Day

Oh boy it's almost new nation day. We celebrate whenever a liberty loving, democratic nation is born. Get ready, Kurdistan is coming down the chute to become a.... Hold it. The Kurds are part of the purple fingered peoples republic of Iraq. The Kurds cannot become an independent state with oodles of oil. Hey, all that oil belongs to the USA. Something is very wrong here. I hope someone has told the new hard working president to get on the phone and alert big oil that they will need to find salesmen and lawyers who speak Kurdish.

Kurds Defy Baghdad, Laying Claim to Land and Oil

Yeah, Kurdistan, that's why we shocked and awed the Iraqis. We wanted to liberate the Kurds from the yoke of Iraqi tyranny. Hey, weren't there BMWs, al-Quesadillas, and that Sammsonite guy involved, or am I forgetting the past? I'm so confused, why did we invade Iraq?

I wonder what the Turks are thinking about this morning?

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