Obama to meet Hitler Youth

Okay, that may not be fair, Ratzy was only a kid and there wasn't anything else to do in Smallburg, Prussia. The war ended. His side lost. But to his credit, he's rehabilitated himself. Look at his hat and car. He's the Pope. Hey, Pope Ratzy, guess who's coming to call? Got your checkbook handy?

Obama schedules meet and greet in the Vatican!

Obama has some experience with Catholicism--

Later Friday, Mr. Obama, a former Catholic school student who says his thinking in some ways has been profoundly influenced by the church, is to visit Pope Benedict [RATZY] XVI.

Hmm, that brings back memories. My thinking was affected by being slapped up side the head with one those giant rosary beads the Nuns wore. Did you ever catch a crucifix in the back of your head? Holy mother of god, that hurts. Thankfully, my life in parochial school lasted only one week. Then I went back to a civilized public school. Wonder what influenced Obama? Rulers? Pencil Sharpeners? Thumbscrews?