Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Let's Blame in on the NSA (and Obama)

Since they will not open their books in a open court, I can safely assume without factual refutation that the NSA, under Obama's direction (we know he's responsible for everything that's gone wrong for the past two hundred years so he must have directed the NSA to do it).  Hey, what I'm saying is a fact, based on opinion.

Uh, what's the it?  Oh, it's that little hole in SSL that's been around for a couple (or more) years.  Yep, the NSA developed it, deployed and quietly collected every name, password, and credit card number of every person who's use the web in the past few years.  Why do you think they're building that county sized building in Utah?  They have to store it all somewhere since they don't trust computers and fear being hacked.  Yep, they're printing it all out for storage in the world's largest collection of filing cabinets.

Now who will write the fix and oversee it's deployment?  You betcha, the NSA.  As least as we all head towards total pauperization and totalitarian control we'll be safe from the lone jihadi still who wants to blow us up.

Now here's a serious thought on Heartbleeed--

Heartbleed is about to get worse, and it will slow the Internet to a crawl

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