Saturday, November 15, 2014

God hates chocolate

We all know that climate change belongs to god.  He/she/it runs the planet, right?  We are but his instruments.  If chocolate production is down due to lots of drought, then that means god does not want us to eat chocolate.  Okay, Christians your god wants you to quit sinning and leave the chocolate for the rest of us sinners who think the climate changes are man-made.

The world’s biggest chocolate-maker says we’re running out of chocolate

Hmm, maybe the coming chocolate crisis could be used to get Repubs on board to do something about manmade climate change.  Nah, they're stuck in the evangefundie primary rut.

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