Sunday, September 27, 2015

Annals of the Apocalypse: Mormon Blood Moon End of Days

The Saints are buying their end of days storage goods at their local supply store.  Why?  Oh, the end of the world is coming tonight.  yep.  Our run is over.  God is super pissed.  It's going to get real rough.  Oops, belay that.  The officials down at Temple Square say "t'aint so."  I wonder if the Prophet, Seer, Revaltor, and Translator had a chat with the god?  At any rate be at ease, it's just another normal physical event.

Mormon church issues call for calm as 'blood moon' sparks apocalypse fears

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