Monday, September 21, 2015

New Confederacy Of Dunces: North Carolina Tarbrains

The proper collective noun for Southerners is "dullness."  It is used as in "a dullness of Arkansans"  or "a dullness of Tennesseans."  When one seeks events that demonstrate the collective noun's appropriateness, as well as illustrating its accuracy, one usually turns to current events in South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, or Alabama.  However, this time the dullardometer has registered a new depth of intellectual vacuity in North Carolina, the Tarbrain State.  Legislators in NC, and throughout the South, may need their own collective noun, perhaps a dotty of NC legislators passed the law that yielded...

a prosecution of a teenage couple for making child porn (selfies) — of themselves

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